Benny Cornett

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This was so funny I had to post it.

This has Lorena Bobbitt beat all to hell!

NEVER CHEAT ON A SOUTHERN WOMAN!

A Southern wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood power, she dragged him by the willy down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn.

She put his hoo-ha in a vice, then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter’s saw. The banged up cheater was terrified, and hollered, ‘Stop! Stop! You’re not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?’

The wife put the saw in her husband’s hand and said, ‘Nope. I’m gonna set this old shed on fire. You do whatever you want.’

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I think that everybody can relate to this post.

Gossip in the work place seems to be at an all time high were I work. I’m sure that every company, organization, etc. has some sort of gossip going around. I have a hard time understanding where the people that are spinning these webs of gossip and lies find the time to do this. I guess they just don’t have enough work to do or they are just out right not doing their jobs. I think that all managers out there should just fire these types of people. I can understand and tolerate small doses of gossip but my goodness, enough is enough. It’s funny how gossip can interfere with your job even if your not the subject of the gossip.

I guess I’m on a soap box about this crap tonight. Sorry but I’ve had too much crap interfere with my job lately. I can’t even concentrate on the simplest tasks due to the volume of gossip at the office. I would love to go into more details but then I would be just as bad as those worthless dumb asses that live to do nothing other than disrupt the flow of productivity. So I won’t get into that.

Just know that what goes around always comes back around…

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Nerds Unplugged 4 is just around the corner. We have about 10 more days of waiting to go. It will be tons of fun this year with a total of seven making the trip. We have a few new comers on the scene, John, Keith, and Ralph. They will have a great time I’m sure. We plan on doing some major fishing this year. I’ve added trot lining to the mix to see if we can catch some of those giant cat fish swimming around Lake Buchanan.

We are down to one boat this year but I think it will work out just fine. We will do some skiing, tubing, wake boarding, and other contraptions that Buster is adding.

I even think there will be some gambling and beer drinking involved, maybe, lol.