Nerds Unplugged 4

Oct 03
2008

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We had a great time this year at our annual Nerds Unplugged trip. Here are some pics from the trip.

Stringer of fish

Keith was holding up the stringer of catfish that we had. Keith caught almost all the fish for the weekend. There were a few that he didn’t catch but overall he caught the most.

Cat Fish

Nice Catfish, he deserved a picture by him self.

Lodge

This is the lodge that we rented for the weekend. It was a sizable upgrade from the previous years.

Buster

Buster was ready to eat his drunkenness away. I’m sure that cup was a margarita. ;)

Ralph

Ralph just chillen in the kitchen.

John

John sitting, because he couldn’t stand up, on the porch.

group

Just about to leave so I had to take a quick snap shot. That is the way James and Chris really walk. I think their butts were a little sore that morning. They had their own room so who knows what really happened the night before, haha. :D

Ho Hum

Oct 02
2008

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Ho Hum, that’s how I feel today. Like no matter what I do nothing will change. The day is dragging by at a snails pace and all I can do is think of not being here. Plus sniffling and sneezing doesn’t help much either.

Here are some pics of the last few months.

My two girls.

My two girls. Zoe was having some fun with makeup that day.

Zoe TBall 08

Zoe was really into T-Ball this year, lol.

Me and Terry T-Ball 08

Terry and I coaching T-Ball.

Zack and Zoe

Can you tell that they love each other?

Vacation at Rock Port 08

We were Q’en it up on vacation at Rock Port. We loved the cottages that we stayed at. I suggest that if you ever have a chance to stay at Pelican Bay Resort in Rock Port you should.

Watch Out Below

No Fear

The kids had a great time at the pool there at Pelican Bay Resort.

More to come tomorrow…

Men

Sep 15
2008

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This is what we guys do, haha.

You have to watch the guy on the left, NOT THE GIRL!!!

Funny Stuff

Another Good One

Aug 27
2008

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This speaks for it’s self.

Never Cheat on a Southern Woman

Aug 27
2008

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This was so funny I had to post it.

This has Lorena Bobbitt beat all to hell!

NEVER CHEAT ON A SOUTHERN WOMAN!

A Southern wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood power, she dragged him by the willy down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn.

She put his hoo-ha in a vice, then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter’s saw. The banged up cheater was terrified, and hollered, ‘Stop! Stop! You’re not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?’

The wife put the saw in her husband’s hand and said, ‘Nope. I’m gonna set this old shed on fire. You do whatever you want.’