Divorce, The Big ‘D’
2007
I’ll never understand why so many people out there keep getting married just to get divorced. My dad is one of those unlucky fools that can’t seem to be alone for more than a minute. Some of the best times in your life could happen when your alone. For some, their first orgasm, for others, catching that big bass, for me, standing on the other side of a big glass window watching my newborn son holding his ear.
In my opinion kids suffer the most when a divorce happens. That is if there are kids involved of course. I was one of those children that unwillingly suffered through a divorce. It got ugly and we were used as pawns in some sort of one sided fight that my brothers and I had no idea was going on. But, in time we figured it all out, or so I like to think. I guess this is why I find it hard to understand how people get divorced. I’ll never understand why people get divorced five times though, haha. You would think that after the first….three divorces you would get the hint. After the fifth divorce somebody really needs to tell that person that it just isn’t going to work, give it up just shack up, haha.
Tip a beer, say a prayer, make a cross, shake a chicken head in the air, get down on your hands and knees on a rug, talk to the mother ship, or whatever your religion/beliefs call for….Just do this for all the people that have suffered through a divorce less than or equal to three times.
Four times….slap them after doing all the above.
Five times….after doing all the above give them the movie “Broke Back Mountain” and advise them to try something new.
Just my thoughts.
