Horrible Weekend!

Jan 22


Oh My God, I had a horrible weekend.

It all started Friday when a crappy cold front blew in. With the cold front there was a nasty virus floating around that most everybody contracted. I was one of the unlucky people that contracted it. I woke up Saturday morning hugging the toilet trying to figure out where in the hell all of this fluid was coming from. I couldn’t believe the amount of fluid that was leaving my body. I know, I know, TMI right. I spent the rest of the day in bed trying to keep from vomiting again. I didn’t eat or drink anything all day due to this crap. Well, late Saturday night, or should I say early Sunday morning, I flew out of the bed. Running as fast as I could towards the bathroom with my hand covering my mouth I ran smack dab into the entertainment center that is setting in our bedroom due to our living room remodel. I bounced off of it damn near falling on my back in the middle of the floor. My hand never left my mouth and in an instance I was back up running to the bathroom. It had to be a funny site but nobody was up to see it. Anyhow, I was hugging the toilet once again. This time there was more volume than before. I couldn’t believe the amount of fluid that was leaving my body. I was thinking to myself, where did all of these fluids come from, how could there be this much crap in my body; man is this ever going to end. At one point I started getting scared that my ass hole was going to shoot out into the toilet. Lucky for me it didn’t. Sunday and Monday were days of recovery for me. I’m still not feeling 100 percent but I sure do feel better.

Since it was such a great experience for me I thought that I would share it with the world. Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did. ;)